Did you know that when you say, psssssst, hey psssssst, everyone looks?

You know, if you chewed on your own face for awhile it might just change your co-worker's outlook on you. You may end with a promotion or you might land in the looney bin. (I'm thinking looney bin). Plus, you should participate in 'Bring An ault Rifle To Work Day'; I hear that will get you a raise where you work.